My Final Post

Well me years of doing what I thought was good have caught up to me and now I am forced to say goodbye to my blog. It turns out that the feds can read and found my blog, and ultimately found me and say that I have to pay me time. I am sorry that I will not be posting any more, or any time in the near future. I have to go to what they call anger management. I don't feel like I should be punished when I totally just saw black the whole time I was causing all that destruction.

Before I go I have to tell you how they caught up to me. I was sitting in on a football game and when the opposing team scored.....I got angry. One thing led to another and by-by Sports Authority Stadium. The good thing is the Denver Bronco's are getting a new stadium, so I believe their season is put on hold. Anyway The cops caught up to me on the freeway bypass, calmed me down and cuffed and stuffed me, I didn't fit in the car, So they had to sing me a lullaby and then I fit pretty snug. All and all I will see about catching up with you in a while. and remember HULK SMASH.  

Week Two

This week was a lot better than the one I had last week. So far I have not got into trouble with the law, I have no destroyed anyone's beloved homes or possessions. I have been relatively a good boy this week. I did however sit on a Prius when I tripped over an open man hole and totaled it. I left a note with my insurance information and I have yet to get a call, so the guy must be happy I totaled his car. In my defense I feel like it was the city workers fault for leaving a man hole opened. I did get pulled over yesterday but that was not fair because they were pulling over every one driving down that particular sidewalk. If you ask me that profiling. So next week I have to go down to traffic court and get my community service plan. I hope its something simple like using my pinkeye to lift up someones car when they get a flat, or punch out their window when that lock there keys in it. I guess if i had to I would go for picking trash off the freeway, its not that bad, I have had to do it more than anyone alive.      

MY WEEK

My day was good. Me woke up in forest outside of Portland. Me went to bed in bed inside house In California, me was confused. Me lost truck but found it in Utah, right outside of what used to be a Bar, Now crime scene. Me destroyed bar. Me forgot why, Probably for good reason, right. Me drove truck home, me got flat tire, me tossed truck to Canada, Me got phone call from Yankees, Me hit house with truck, Me in trouble. I go get truck tomorrow, me go at night. Me continue when me get back.
                 
                   Me got truck, Me got broke truck. To see it go to San Diego Craigslist to buy it. Never been wrecked.....Formally. Me got court sentence for bar me destroyed,  Me innocent, me doctor, me good guy, Things went black, me woke up, they can't prove it me. The rest of my day was great, went and saved some people from bad guys, bad guys in jail, My afternoon was better me ate lunch...Me got whole cow to myself, Farmer was mad, I don't know if it was because of cow or destroyed barn....The cow ran...Hulk smash....Hulk smash everything for cow.

Hello I am HULK

I am Hulk, I do good things for....um....... good people, I hurt bad guys....Hard. Me smash puny gods who think they are better than me. My appearance.......you cant miss me.........Me am big........... green........... and probably will be destroying your beloved town, but remember, I am doing it for good, not because they got me angry because the over cooked my stake, that only happened once, and I was very good, Me only destroyed the restaurant and half the block, THAT's IT, that's pretty good for me. A question that me gets asked all the time is, how much can me bench, well me try to passe myself, so a train or two. If me strain myself, it will probably be picking up the Eiffel Tower and throw it half way across the world, again that only happened once. When me not angry me am normal, just like you, me doctor....me good doctor. Me drive Chevy, me destroy fords, for good reasons, Me have house, kinda, I broke it, so me have half house. I am HULK. Your friendly neighborhood wrecker.