Hello I am Bruce Banner other wise known as "The Hulk." I found this Blog on my computer. I am calm now and I am a human, and I think that the Hulk figured out how to use social media. I am sorry for every one he has hurt and I feel like a proper apology is in order. So I am sorr.......................HULK SMASH.
Hulk got stung by a bee, Hulk is very angry with bee, bee is dead. Hulk is not calm, Hulk want to break something. I am in bad mood now. I was in good mood, Me want to throw something, something heavy, something like a train, or a building, nothing small like a semi, me want something BIG. The Hulk go out and find something.
The hulk back, the hulk found a very long train. Some train called the Polar Express. I don't know its importance, all I know is that is the Broken Polar Express now. Hulk Smash Building now.
The Hulk found building, More like bridge, more like the Golden Gate Bridge. It broken now too. I didn't hurt anyone all I did was punch the legs . Hulk smash tiny cars for fun now.
Bye, bye Prius, Mini Cooper, Smart car and a Mack Truck that honked at me and scared The Hulk.
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